you are perfection wow
how is this physically possible ??
- teacher: i’m gonna-
- me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”
As promised, my barre from yesterday (5.15.2014) feat. Mr. Slava charlie’s angels-style because you never see his face haha
Anyway quite a bit of this is rough and my guilty face comes out multiple times (frappe and adagio especially) and my left hip is still pretty weak from my surgery so that’s why i look like I’m struggling so much…
I was too lazy to edit it any further than this so here you go
OH MY FUCKING GOd I AM CACKLING
I did the same dance routine in my room 100 days in a row and made this cool time lapse video
A hero can be anyone.
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